about me

                                                  
ok...this...is me...well not the battlestar  galactica...the one with rare sized boy in white shirt and a nice looking sun glasses....well...in my place...people see me just normal and they just like...ignoring me...but..when i go to my aunt house, in Kedah...when i walked in a night market....people in that place always looking at me like i'm an alien or something... probably because of my body size and hight...most people there are short...except chinese...but some of them i saw are short....
          ok...one day...i went to a  stall...it sells ice blended...i wanted to buy one and i asked the man...one corn flavored ice blended please...and he said ok...then a few while before my ice blended is complete...he asked me...have you already finished school??? and i said...i'm too young to finish it...
he said don't be such a liar...just tell the truth...how old are you??? and i said...i'm 13...then he don't even believe what i said...and he said...come on...you must have finished school...or you already have a driving license....and i said...i'm telling you the truth...i'm 13 and i don't have any licence...even fishing license...
then he said...don't be silly...just look at you...tuff guy....
         after a while...i gave up and i showed him my id card...then he believe that i'm 13 years old...i think he asked me those questions because he was jealous that he was shorter than me...mostly as same level as my shoulder...

soalan elok bertemu dengan jawapan yang tak logik

[selamat datang ke pejabat Mat Faber...sila tanya soalan yang anda ingini...banyak manapun kita tidak kisah... dipersilakan]

budak: hello?

mat: apo ekau nak?

budak: nak tanya banyak soalan ni:

mat: ok..ape die??

budak: kenapa kebanyakkan rakyat malaysia tidak tahu membuang sampak kedalam tong sampah??

mat: sebap...mereka takut dijangkiti kuman...

budak: kenapa mat rempit selalu merempit waktu malam???

mat: sebab...siang panas...malam sejuk...

budak: kenapa ikan takde suara??

mat: kalau ade pon...die bukannye boleh cakap...

budak: kenapa burung unta bodoh?

mat: sebab...die tak pandai...

budak: kenapa katak tak jalan??

mat: sebab...die lompat...

budak: kenapa api panas???

mat: dah name pon api!

budak: kenapa kau bagi jawapan yang tak masuk akal?

mat: sebab saye terlalu pandai...

budak: saya nak jawapan sebenar...kenapa cuaca hujan wujud???

mat: because evaporation occurs when theres water on the surface of the earth exposed and there cloud forming on the sky..it contain a lot of drops of water inside until its getting heavy then the rain occurs...

budak: ????????? panjangnye jawapan...langsung tak paham...

mat: haa...tu la...saye terlebih pandai...

                                                                    the end...

kisah Jusuh Dan Seman

                                pada suatu hari...ada dua orang kampong bernama jusuh dan seman

                                                        semasa berada di rumah

jusuh: oi seman...ape ko nak wat ngan duit 50 aku tu??


seman: aku tau camne nak bagi kite jadi kaye ngan duit 50 ni...


jusuh: camne??


seman: ade la...tapi kau jangan ikut aku....kau duduk je kat umah...nanti lagi 2 bulan kite dah kaya...


jusuh: ye la...ye la...


                                                      7 hari sebelum masuk dua bulan...

jusuh: oi seman...mane ko letak duit aku 50 tu??? dah dua bulan dah ni... ko main nombor ekor
           ape???


seman: ala...relax la...


jusuh: ha..mane kau letak!! aku nak sekarang...


seman: aku bagi ayam peram kat reban tu...nanti telur die menetas dapat la lagi banyak dari 50 ringgit tu...


jusuh: WAK LUU!!!! ko letak otak ko kat mane ha!! 


seman: kat dalam kepala la..mane lagi..


jusuh: yang ko bagi ayam peram asal!!! lunyai la duit aku tu!!! bodo punya budak!!


seman: ooo...salah la ni....


jusuh: memang la!!! 


                                                                 da habis....the end...

kisah makan tengah hari bersama Ahmad dan ayahnya

                                            Inilah kisah Ahmad dan Ayahnya, Rozman

ahmad: yah...ahmad lapar la...dah pukul 1.30 tengah hari dah nih...dari tadi ayah asik tido je...jom la 

             cari makan...

rozman: ye la...baru jo den nak bermimpi...jom la poyi pasa boli ikan...

ahmad: jom...

                                                     Semasa berada Di Pasar

ahmad: ayah nak boli ikan apo yah???

rozman: boli ikan caru dah la...kito wat ikan goreng nak?

ahmad: ikan goreng lagi ke?? bakar takleh ke??

rozman: orait lah...bakar pon bakar la...

ahmad: ha! tu yah...ikan caru...segar lagi

rozman: iyolah...

ahmad: nak boli bape ekor yah?

rozman: ompek cukuplah...

ahmad: oklah

rozman: eh?? aposal apek kontot ado kat situ?

ahmad: mano lah den tau...

rozman: oi! apek!! ekau buek apo kat situ??

apek: eh? man! saya keje pat time ma!! lu apa bikin di sini???

rozman: den nak boli ikan caru...ade tak? den nak ompek ekor ikan...

apek: ada ma!! lu mau yg mana satu? ha! lu amek yang inila...segar punya...empat ekor ha??? 

rozman: yo la..ompek ekor...bape harganye??

apek: dua balas ma...

rozman: iyolah...eden boli...

apek: tang kiu noo...jumpa lagi...

rozman: yo la...

ahmad: dah la yah..kite balik la...ahmad dah lapar dah ni...

rozman: iyolah...

                                                         Selepas pulang Dari pasar

rozman: mad...ambikkan pisau ayah...yang tajam tu...

ahmad: nah yah...yah...mad gi depan jap eh?? ade keje sikit...

rozman: alamakai...den nak toberak plak nih...ekau jago jap ikan ni boleh??? aduh tak tahan dah

              nih...

                                                    selepas rozman keluar dari tandas

rozman: OMANGAI!!!! mano poyi ikan ompek ompek ekor tadi???!!! mad!! ooh mad!!!

ahmad: ye ayah??

rozman: mano poyi ikan ompek ekor tadi???

ahmad: ala yah...tadi ahmad ade keje sikit...mad suruk ridzuan jagakan ikan ikan tuh tadi 

             sementare mad wat keje...

rozman: ridzuan mano lak ni???

ahmad: ala...kucing jiran sebelah...

rozman: ATOK KAU!!! habis la ikan tuh!! ekau ni!! pi bagi kat kucing habis la!!! aposal bodo 

             sangat ekau ni!!! dah kito takdo makanan ni!!! 

                                           beberapa minit kemudian

ahmad: hmmm....makan nasi ngan ajinamoto sedap jugak kan yah???

rozman: abah kau! sebapkan ekau kito makan ni tau!! 

ahmad: ha...dah habis...tamat ceritenye....hehehe....ingat tau...jangan jadi cam saye...nanti kene 

             kutuk ngan rozman lagi...hehehe....

rozman: ha...terima kasih kerana membaca dialog ini...

apek: hahaha...thank you ooo...

                                                                    ThE EnD

jokes that does not even make sense...

this is my jokes that is stuck in my head for days....i think its not very funny for some peoples....but it does not make sense...

1. i asked my friend this question... what do "you" get when you blogging all the time??? and he said 

    what??? and i said... how should i know...your the one blogging all the time? you should ask it your

    self... ok...jokes over...my friend is rolling on floor laughing for 2 minutes non stop..

2. ok...this is a joke that my nephew taught to me... and then i asked to my dummy friend...i called him dummy 

    because he does not even know whats a rugby game...so..i asked him... where do squirrel send emails???

    and he said what??? and i said on the "internut" the end...what a funny ending...he laughed so loud 

    until hes crying... i dunno how to explain it but its a laughcring because laughing + crying....

3. one day...i asked an odd old man... yo grandpa.... whats the time now??? and he said... half past

    dead... and i said...i mean the time...you know?? 1 o'clock...2 o'clock?? he said.. oooh...you mean 

    time...the time is... i dunno... and i said...ooh...the time is i dunno...ok..thanks grandpa... i don't want 

    to be rude..so..i make my self stupid to understand him...ok...the end...nobody laughing...because?? 

    it does not make even a single sense.....