jokes that does not even make sense...

this is my jokes that is stuck in my head for days....i think its not very funny for some peoples....but it does not make sense...

1. i asked my friend this question... what do "you" get when you blogging all the time??? and he said 

    what??? and i said... how should i know...your the one blogging all the time? you should ask it your

    self... ok...jokes over...my friend is rolling on floor laughing for 2 minutes non stop..

2. ok...this is a joke that my nephew taught to me... and then i asked to my dummy friend...i called him dummy 

    because he does not even know whats a rugby game...so..i asked him... where do squirrel send emails???

    and he said what??? and i said on the "internut" the end...what a funny ending...he laughed so loud 

    until hes crying... i dunno how to explain it but its a laughcring because laughing + crying....

3. one day...i asked an odd old man... yo grandpa.... whats the time now??? and he said... half past

    dead... and i said...i mean the time...you know?? 1 o'clock...2 o'clock?? he said.. oooh...you mean 

    time...the time is... i dunno... and i said...ooh...the time is i dunno...ok..thanks grandpa... i don't want 

    to be rude..so..i make my self stupid to understand him...ok...the end...nobody laughing...because?? 

    it does not make even a single sense.....