solving problems

well...i dunno whats your problems but i can show you how to solve it...i got some examples of problems that are following me for years till now... ok

1.  usually my grandmother always said you should stop scratching you butt so much this is a question that i 

     need to solve it... and i said well grandma... my butt is the one that should stop itching...

     ok then...the problem is solved... no one can ask questions based on my answers...

2.  this is the tricky one... sometimes i wore my shirts on backwards and my dad asked me why did you wear 

     your shirt on backwards??? and i said well dad...you can use it once in two days...one side today....

     and the other side tomorrow... problems solved ^_^

3.  sometimes i ate a lot of sweet potatoes and ladyfingers for lunch and "lunder" you know what i mean???

     lunch + dinner.... then my mom said to me why did you always ate those food for lunch and dinner???

     and i said... food is fuel...we need to fill it in our engine or it will die...if you know what i mean...        

     weee...problem solved...

well then...these answers always work for my family members...well then...good luck with this answers...need more answers??? write a comment below...